Put me out of my misery!

I just finished writing about my Kevin Bacon phobia a few hours ago. I was relaxing, hanging out with my mom. Mom came up with this bright idea to watch a movie and hinted to a foot rub. If I rub her feet she will pay my car payment for me. Heck yes I rubbed her feet! SO she popped in a movie I've never seen before and she said she hasn't watched it in like over 20 years. I guess my aunt who just passed away loved the flick so we put it on. Mom was stretched out on the couch. I had my hands full of some great smelling Victoria's secret lotion and I began to put it all over her feet. The movie started out ok and started to get more and more funny. Then a scene came up in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with Kevin Bacon in it! I flipped out. I had her heavy feet on me, lotion all over the place, and I'm screaming hysterically! There was nothing for me to do and no where to go. I was stuck! Just my luck!